skittyspostlimitblog: sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club...
Reasons To Be Happy: Dead trees still stand and so can you. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.
Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands...– How To Tell If Someone Loves You (via teri0re)
If I can’t be beautiful, I want to be invisible.– Chuck Palanhuik, Invisible Monsters (via thischarmlessbroad)
bonerbabe: boy moans are so nice
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life